Daymare.

[Daymare.]

The most memorable people in life will be the friends who loved you when you weren’t very lovable.

(via hplyrikz)

[Daymare.]

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In My Head (Official Audio)

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[Daymare.]

[body5000]

i like how space doesn’t care about me. it’s impossible to disappoint the sun

[Daymare.]

Your eyes drive me insane.

[Daymare.]

[Daymare.]

[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[beevean]

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

[Daymare.]

[ugly]

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged

[Daymare.]

[unrelatableuserboxes]

ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you… like… one of us is pathetic and its not me buddy… get a hobby… yikes

[autistic-sowachowski]

self care is roasting the mean voice in your head

[Daymare.]

[theghostboy]

things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:

• “happy birthday” every time i hand them something
  
• “well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong
  
• “we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced
• “can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing
• referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”
• “time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages
• referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”
• “what are they gonna do, fire me?”
  

[dwarvesandrobots]

I work in a blood bank, and constantly refer to blood types as flavors, such as “Oh, you need two units? What flavor is he?” And my older coworkers just look at me confused but my coworker that’s my age doesn’t miss a beat and responds “A Pos”

[theghostboy]

this is probably my favorite comment on this post so far

[Daymare.]

[daily-showerthoughts]

No Disney Princess will probably ever come close to matching Mulan’s kill count. The chick straight up buried so many Huns ALIVE on that snowy mountain.